wikihow-illustrations:

catchymemes:

Kitchen counter cat says wassup

princeofchips:

nastyblackslut:

chocol8cake4u:

pgdigginit:

biblackbare:

Somebody was just telling about this video like 2 days ago.

Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

OMG!!! I’M FUCKIN DYING!!!😂😂😂😂😂

😭😭😭😭

I’m crying

sodomymcscurvylegs:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

I had the WORST fucking nightmare last night that I took a Lyft up a mountain pass in a super dangerous road and my driver was like this super fly 80 year old lady who didn’t give a single fuck and drove recklessly, and I was SCREAMING the entire time that we were gonna die, and at one point she drove off the road straight off a cliff and I thought “THIS IS IT, THIS IS HOW I GO” but she pressed a button and her car fucking TURNED INTO AN AIRPLANE and she was like: “BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA DIE! NOT TODAY BITCH, NOT TODAY!”

I woke up EXHAUSTED. 

OH MY GOD ???

afro-latino:

pilotnextdoor:

packtheammo2:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

daaaaaaaaamn

kestrele:

i dont wanna be that bitch…. dare i say it……….

icarly was funnier than friends

spiceworld97:

im sorry this is so funny

caucasianscriptures:

No Game Scheduled

thyrell:

theloa:

lucentgallivanter:

benfoldsone:

this is some horror movie shit

#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos

Examining the other evidence, we find:

• Feeds other people his own blood
• An affinity for crucifixes
• Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it

Shows up uninvited in people’s houses
Can’t turn into a bat

ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually

businesscrisp:

nickerino:

What the fuck is there to spoil

WINSTON.. MONKEY

citytogalaxy:

wlwillow:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

laughingfish:

andremichaux:

Sandra Oh & Andy Samberg Monologue (x)

Jshdgdisznvxvxjzsja vahausnxbxbsnzhava

Not sorry enough to turn down the role

SCREAMS

burnedlegate:

coincidence? i think NOT

one-million-cats:

weedmum:

stygianzinogre:

crimson–peach:

weedmum:

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese