see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?
stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror
i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast
Lori Beth Denberg was the comedic genius of my childhood.
vital information over everything
A skit they should add to snl with her in it
The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.
did you google how to take a screen shot
my outfit everyday
i loved Madonna’s cameo in Katy’s new video!!!
the shade in this photo set could cause an eclipse
A picture of a baby overwhelmed by pizza
me as a celebrity